Lyrics:

Are you sitting comfortably?
Then we'll begin
This is the Mad Hatter's Tea Party
The telephones keep ringing
Driving me insane
Radio waves and monosodium glutamate
Alcohol caresses my veins
Tobacco makes me sick again
My head's confused
It explodes into mental mayhem
I get these wild, wild moods
I get obsessed
Everything seems so very pointless
What is this all aiming for?
A world without faults will never exist
A world without want is a dream more realist

Education for what?
It's just to brainwash kids
Someone must have designed this
I feel as though it's all pre-planned
I don't want my kids to live in fear of man
We're all explored and exploited
But the world keeps turning, keeps turning
I've been a naughty, naughty girl
I've spoken out loud against the world
They're sending me to the creepy room
For some chemically induced fear
Because my mind's out of tune
I need some cold discomfort
I scare the monster in the creepy room
He doesn't like my eyes
He says they look like wounds
The monster screams
But monster, don't you know
No one can hear you scream
In the creepy room?