Lyrics:

Napoleon: [Bittle of melon, bittle lit of melon, whatza matter? Yessir... Romero], everybody gotta say:

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George: Oh yeah!
Napoleon: It's a, it, it, it's about all the sunshine here in Fin... Fin... Finland. And all that kinda stuff that makes you wanna have a little...

Tush tush tush

George: And then I told her, I said, why don't you and me get together goin' up to my...
Napoleon: Wait a minute! What's that you pullin' outta your purse?
George: But she, she said...
Napoleon: Wait a minute, I said WHAT?

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George: Napoleon say he don't use them things and he ain't interested because...
Napoleon: Wait a minute, what's wrong with you anyway? What is that for, anyway? Ain't never seen nothin' like that in my life. Only thing I've seen looks to me like a little video...

Tush tush tush

Napoleon: An' uh...
George: Except for that lady in ah, wherever it was... And ah...
Napoleon: Hey, wait a minute...
George: No, I ain't talkin' about... She gave everybody in the group about...
Napoleon: Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute...
George:...twelve of them son-of-a-guns, an' I said, a black one, a pink one, and uh...
Napoleon: Wait a minute, every different color, and a color for...

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Napoleon: I said, I can't use that stuff...
George: I told her I couldn't use 'em neither but she gave 'em...
Napoleon: I owned 'em for about six months and then I just threw 'em all all over Ruth's drums, but I think...
George: But then she said... bah, ha, ha, ha! Y'all is crazy!
Napoleon: It was nice and pretty though, the...

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George: But Ruth said she wasn't gonna give up unless you all use some of them KFMR...
Napoleon: And she said after the show, Brian, all you have to do is come in to ring the bell at room three oh...

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George: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Napoleon: Our mom said you guys better take some cheese up there in this room.

Tush tush tush

George: That's what I was tryin' to do last night when that, that...
Napoleon: It's your protein and the energy...
George:...wouldn't let me in the cotton pickin', stopped me from gettin' in the room, wouldn't let me in the hotel...
Napoleon: Wait a minute, I think I recognize that fella!
George: Oh, I got a key to the...

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FZ: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to our program tonight, which features Ruth Underwood on percussion...

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FZ: ...Napoleon Murphy Brock on Tush Tush Tush, Chester Thompson on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, and George Duke on keyboards.

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FZ: And the name of the very first song that we're going to play tonight to you is 'Stinkfoot'.

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