Lyrics:

I'm asleep
These heaters I'm using are really neat
I'm knee-deep in heaters but none the less
I'm rather cool
I'm sort of actually freezing too
No, I will be okay
I am not so cold that I cannot pay
Just give me some yogurt and dal
And I will sleep along the wall

La la la la la (etc.)

I'm awake
These heaters I'm using are really great
I used to be cool but I'm getting warm
I will be okay
My peacoat helps me look that way
No, I am not a fool
I bet you think that I cannot play
Just give me a bow and a string
And I will play you anything