Lyrics:

Dick: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
JCB: My name's Kansas and...
JCB &amnp; Kansas: I'm from Lyons.
Kansas: The Lyons Lions.
Jcb: l-y-o-n-s.
Dick: You got any smokes?
Kansas: Y'damn right.
JCB: Huh?
Dick: You got any smokes?
JCB: What kind of smokes?
Dick: Cigarettes.
Kansas: Wanna Chester booger?
JCB: What else did you think I meant, I got some cigars up there too, brother.
Dick: No, I jes', Frank wanted to know if you had any Winstons. Anybody have any Winstons?
JCB: No, I don't.
Kansas: Gimme a Chesterfield.
Dick: Does Motor have any more Winstons, I know he just bought a carton...
JCB: I'll pass man.
Kansas: Boy, I'm havin' another one. You can't beat another Chesterfield, like the 48 others.
JCB: After 48 others.
Kansas: Suck 'em right up. Euclid, get up!
Dick: Let him sleep.
Kansas: Fuck him, all he does is sleep.

JCB:
Dee dee do, do dab dewn
Dub dab dab doo da down
Dabbe doobbe doobbe
Down down doo doo
Dee dee dee dee
Put that pistol down, babe
Put that pistol down, girl
Put that pistol down

Kansas:
Don't take your guns to town, Bill,
Leave your guns at home