Lyrics:

She'll Have Another Piece Of Pie
she'll Have A Double Reuben Rye
she Works Hard At Eating Well
that's Why I Love Her

she's Got A Couple Of Pony Kegs
her Arms Are Bigger Than My Legs
and When She Holds Me I Can't Breathe
that's Why I Love Her

i'm Her Butter She's My Bread
she's Like A Mobile Waterbed
and When I Got On Top Of Her
i Can't Touch The Mattress

and When Her Flesh Begins To Sag
she's Like A Human Sleeping Bag
i Feel So Cozy, Safe And Warm
she's My Insulation

i Always Know Where She Sat
and When She's On Me I Get Flat
some Broken Ribs A Punctured Lung
that's Why I Love Her

she's My Phillie I'm Her Stud
her Bean Is Bigger Than My Pud
it's Like Feeding A Tic-Tac To A Whale
that's Why I Love Her