Lyrics:

Smiffy Was A Little Boy, Different From The Rest
he Had One Eye Pointing East And One Pointing West
ever Since Tiny Maffy Hit Him With A Sling
smiffy With His Glass Eye Glittering
playing In The Schoolyard, How The Kids Would Marvel
when Smiffy Popped His Glass Eye Out And Used It For A Marble
he Was Such A Character The Kids Would Sing