Lyrics:

Hey man, smile for the camera
Turn that frown upside-down and say cheese.
What?
You don't want me to take a shot?
Just smile and get it over with, it'll only take a second.
Where are you going?
Hey man, smile for the camera.
Turn that frown upside-down and say cheese.
Fine then!
Run away!
You can't hide forever.
I'll find you, I'll take you down, and put this camera up your bum.
His excuse is that he wasn't photogenic, but the truth is that he's just ugly.
Now he has a polaroid of his insides