Lyrics:

Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel!
Hey, what's going on on this side?
Hey, Brandine
You might 'ke wear these to your job interview
(And scuff up the topless dancing runway?)
(Nah, give this bringer back where from you got 'em!)
Okay, back you go!
To wait for a woman of less discriminating tastes

Most folk'll never lose a toe
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel!
Hey, you know what?
I could call my ma while I'm up here
Hey, ma! Get off the dang roof!