Lyrics:

Archie
Only got one shot
Better get it right
I'm getting ready
Gotta look real hot
When it's Friday night
I'm getting ready

I'm getting ready today
I'm getting ready to say
I'm not that weird geek you think I must be
I'm getting ready it's true
I'm getting ready to prove
Kendra just needs a sex god like me!

Evan
On Friday night I'll be the home town hero!

Archie
Gotta gut my nails!

Evan
If this goes right then I'll be free and clear!

Archie
Gotta shave my beard!

Evan
And if things go to plan
Patrice will understand
Some prices are worth paying when your dreams come true

Archie
I'm getting ready for her
I'm getting ready, yes sir
Ready for passion, delight and romance

Archie and Evan
I'm getting ready to go
I'm getting ready and knowing
I may only have this one change

Brett
There in the dark of the Appleton Cinema
Free from the public's prying eyes
There with my girl in the chair beside me
I can reveal my big surprise!
There while the rest of the crowd's immersed in
All of the blood vessels on screen burstin'
Kendra will get to be the first in line to realise
Here comes the tongue!

Brett's boys
Here it comes, here it comes!

Brett
Here comes the tongue!

Brett's boys
Here it comes, here it comes!

Brett
Here comes the...

Brett and his boys
Ton-blululululululululululululululululululah!

Kendra (spoken)
Okay, so just go through this with me one more time

Lucy (spoken)
Okay

Kendra
If he does it and I let him

Lucy
You're a slut!

Kendra
Right, and if he wants to but I stop him

Lucy
You're a tease!

Kendra
God! And if I let him and I like it

Lucy
You're a skank!
But he could also get his tongue stuck down your throat!
Or try to kiss so hard he chips one of your teeth!
Or there's a million other ways it could all go wrong
It doesn't matter if the urge to kiss him back is strong
You've got to hold that boy at bay
Step back from the edge and say

'I'm a good girl
I don't do that
I'm a nice girl
Put that away!
I'm a good girl'
Keep your head strong
If you tell him that, then you'll be okay!

Kendra (spoken)
But what if it's, like, that much?

Lucy
When you got that solo in choir
It's 'cause I told you what to sing
When you got that lead in the fall school play
It's 'cause I taught you all last Spring
When you got to be the head of the cheerleading squad
It's 'cause I told you everything
Think of all the things I should have had, you got instead
Because you did just what I said

You're a good girl!

Kendra
I'm a good girl

Lucy
You don't do that

Kendra
But he's so cute

Lucy
You're a nice girl

Kendra
Listen, Lucy...

Lucy
Don't question me!

Kendra
But I could be his girlfriend!

Lucy
You're a good girl

Kendra
I'm a good girl

Lucy and Kendra
I don't do that

Evan
Ko-amar...

Lucy and Kendra
I could be his girlfriend

Evan
Ha'El adoshem...

Lucy
If I could get her out of the wa-a-ay!

Evan
Boray Hashamayim venotayhem!

Patrice, Lucy and Evan
I've got to get ready for him!

Archie
I'm getting ready it's true
I'm getting ready to do
Something that makes her accept me at last

All
I'm getting ready, all right
Nothing can stop me tonight

Brett
Ton-blululululululul-ah!

All
I'm getting ready!
Ready!
Ready!

Archie (spoken)
Check me out!

All
Now!