Lyrics:

Eddie
One, two, three here we go!

Malcolm and Eddie
Hey, Kendra

Brett (spoken)
Hey, Kendra

Malcolm and Eddie
I been thinkin'

Brett (spoken)
I been thinkin'

Malcolm and Eddie
I gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta get witchu

Brett (spoken)
So true

Malcolm and Eddie
I wanna get up all in yo bidness, girl
And make you feel real fine


Brett (spoken)
Real fine, not fake fine

Malcolm and Eddie
Hey, Kendra
Come closer

Brett (spoken)
Much closer

Malcolm and Eddie
I got myself a brand new rocking horse
Why don't you climb up here mama?
And rock it, rock it, all night long?

Brett (spoken)
Okay, stop, stop! Rocking horse?
Yeah, not gonna work!

Eddie (spoken)
Uh, yeah, so gonna work!
It's double edge

Malcolm and Eddie
Smooth

Brett (spoken)
Guys, Kendra's a 'good girl.'
I can't just hit on her like Whac-A-Mole!
I do that, I will never get the tongue!

Eddie (spoken)
Guys, Kendra, three o'clock!
One, two, three, get shizzy!

Brett (spoken)
Kendra, there's something I wanted to ask you

Lucy (spoken)
Oh, God!

Malcolm and Eddie
Hey, Kendra

Brett (spoken)
Hey, Kendra

Malcolm and Eddie
I been thinkin'...

Brett (spoken)
I've been thinkin'

Brett, Malcolm and Eddie
I wanna spend a little special time with you

Kendra (spoken)
Aw...

Brett, Malcolm and Eddie
I wanna take you to a movie, girl

Brett (spoken)
Friday night

Brett, Malcolm and Eddie
Down at the mall

Lucy
No, no, no, no
You can't go to the movies on Friday night!

Malcolm and Eddie
No, no, she can't do it!

Lucy
I said, she can't go

Malcolm and Eddie
Uh, uh, no way

Lucy
'Cause you already committed to do that thing!

Kendra
What thing?

Lucy
That thing that you said you had to do on Friday

Kendra
There is no thing

Lucy
Yes, there is, Kendra

Kendra
I'm going to the movies Friday night with Brett

Lucy
No, you're not
Don't contradict me in public, Kendra
We'll talk about this later!

Kendra
Fine!

Brett, Malcolm and Eddie
Hey, Kendra
I'm beggin'

Malcolm
Please come to the movies on Friday

Kendra (spoken)
Sure, I'll come!

Lucy (spoken)
We so majorly have to talk

Brett, Malcolm and Eddie
Ooh, we so good

Eddie
You gonna get up all in her bidness, yo!