Lyrics:

Molly
spoken:
Oh, hey, Lucy, what's up?

Lucy
spoken:
Check this out, I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte
Who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra

Molly
spoken:
Kendra? No! What?


Lucy
spoken:
Alright, I'll tell you
But remember

sung:
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her

'Cause she said she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standin' face to face, laughin' and talkin' and holdin' hands
And slurpin' all the way to first base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie, you better not believe her

Molly
spoken:
Kendra and Evan?

Lucy
spoken:
Yup

Molly
spoken:
Well, what about Brett?

Lucy
spoken:
I know! She is so full of it
But really, really, really, really don't say anything

Molly
spoken:
Of course not! I won't say a word

Cassie
spoken:
Y'ello?

Molly
spoken:
Cassie?

Lucy
spoken:
Charlotte!

Cassie and Charlotte
spoken:
Yo!

Molly
Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Lucy
Everything Molly says...

Lucy and Molly
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

Molly
Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Lucy
Everything Molly says is a lie

Lucy and Molly
You better not believe her!

Molly
'Cause I just heard that

Lucy and Molly
She said she saw Kendra and Evan

Molly
On their bikes, havin' a little race

Lucy
Molly saw Kendra at the park lettin' Evan get to second base

Molly
But everything Charlotte says is a lie

Lucy and Molly
You better not believe her

Girls
Holy macaroli, oh, it can't be true
No, you can't repeat a single word I'm telling you
And, oh! Could you imagine what Brett would do if he heard that kind of a rumour?

Everything Cassie says is a lie/Everything Molly says is a lie/Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Makin' up stories I don't know why
You better not believe her

Cassie
So don't say nothin'

Charlotte
She just told me

Molly
She said she saw

All
Kendra and Evan at the gate
And they vanished without a trace
When she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Lettin' Evan get to third base

Holy macaroli, oh, it can't be true
There's an awful lot of trouble they could get in to
And, oh! Could you imagine what Brett would do if he heard that kind of a rumour?

Malcolm
Everything Kendra says is a lie

Eddie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie


Richie
Doin' the tongue with some other guy

Malcolm, Richie and Eddie
You better believe it

All
'Cause she said she saw
He said she saw
He said he saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall!
Kendra and Evan at the lake!
Kendra and Evan at the zoo!

Lucy
And I just saw them right now!