Lyrics:

The Variety Playhouse is like a hospital
For people who are well
The music and the colored lights
Are like an antiseptic smell

Electric guitars are nurses
That wrap you all in gauze
And the songs we play are the hospital bill
You pay with your applause

Variety Playhouse (Variety Playhouse)
Variety Playhouse (Variety Playhouse)
Variety Playhouse (Variety Playhouse)
Variety Playhouse (Variety Playhouse)
Variety Playhouse (Variety Playhouse)
Variety Playhouse (Variety Playhouse)
Variety Playhouse (Variety Playhouse)
Variety Playhouse
Variety Playhouse

10, 9, 5, 5, 2, 1, 1