Lyrics:

When shall I shower
In the one remaining hour
In the one remaining hour
Before the show?

Will I get to shower
In the one remaining hour?
Will there even be the time?
The answer's no

At the As-tor-I-A
They got the big light-up sign
That says 'GAY'
Wake up and play

Do I sleep in my clothes?
Only I and all the room knows
If I go to sleep in my clothes
On the bus

It's a secret only we know
If I go to sleep in my clothes
It's a secret between everyone
And us

At the As-tor-I-A
They got the big light-up sign
That says 'GAY'
Wake up and play

At the As-tor-I-A
They got the big light-up sign
That says 'GAY'
Wake up and play
Wake up and play