Lyrics:

Good evening everyone my name is Jump Little Chicken. Welcome to the show. We've got, we've got quite an experience for you people prepared tonight. But we got a special song we'd like to perform for you now before we get the evening's festivities started. It's a special song that we've composed for you today. This song is called The Lincoln Theatre.


The Lincoln Theater
It's the Lincoln Theater

Horton Heat and Charlie Mars
Peter Yorn and Dark Star
We got jam bands, cover bands
Satriani and Afroman

It's the Lincoln Theater (everybody!)
It's the Lincoln Theater

Two Skinny J's and 2 Live Crew
Bo Diddley and They Might Be Giants
Indecision and Drive-By Truckers
Who's Bad and DJ Pez

It's the Lincoln Theater
It's the Lincoln Theater (everybody now!)
It's the Lincoln Theater
It's the Lincoln Theater