Lyrics:

Down at the shore there's a place
Where there's no one vacationing
There's just the sound of the call
Of the wild overcoming
The fear of the unknown
And I've got something
To help you understand
Something waiting there
Beneath the sand
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time
I'm the inspector over the mine
Look past the squawking gull
Look past the volleyball
Ignore the mountain of discarded folderol
'Cause I've got something
To help you understand
Something waiting there
Beneath the land
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time
I'm the inspector over the mine
Metal detector, watch it shine
Every seashell has a story to tell
If you're listening
And underneath every shell there's a story as well
If you've heard enough of the sea
Then everything on the top
Will just suddenly stop seeming interesting
So listen now to the sound
Of the things that are found underground

Don't need no volleyball
Don't need no squawking gull
Don't need to look at any bathing beauty doll
'Cause I've got something
To help you understand
Something waiting there
Beneath the sand
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time
I'm the inspector over the mine
Look past the squawking gull
Look past the volleyball
Ignore the mountain of discarded folderol
'Cause I've got something
To help you understand
Something waiting there
Beneath the sand
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time
I'm the inspector over the mine
Metal detector, watch it shine
Don't need no volleyball
Don't need no squawking gull
Metal detector, all the time