Lyrics:

Particle man, Particle man,
Doin' the things a particle can,
What's he like?
It's not important,
Particle man.

Is he a dot?
Or is he a speck?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows,
Particle man.

Triangle man, Triangle man,
Triangle man hates Particle man,
They have a fight,
Triangle wins,
Triangle man.

Universe man, Universe man,
The size of the entire Universe man,
Usually kind to Smaller man,
Universe man.

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand,
And when they meet it's a happy land,
Faxolite man, Universe man.

Person man, Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan,
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person man.

Is he depressed?
Or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person man?
Degraded man, Person man.

Triangle man, Triangle man,
Triangle man hates Person man,
They have a fight,
Triangle wins,
Triangle man.


Lyrics submitted by RavenPrince

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