Lyrics:

It Was Raining It Was Cold
west Bethlehem Was No Place For A Twelve Year Old
so He Packed His Bags And He Headed Out
to Find Out What The World's About
he Went To France He Went To Spain
he Found Love He Found Pain
he Found Stores So He Started To Shop
but He Had No Money So He Got In Trouble With A Cop

kids In Trouble Wiht The Cops From Israel Didn't Have No Home
so He Cut His Hair And Moved To Rome
it Was There He Met His Irish Bride
and They Rented A Flat On The Lower East Side
of Rome
italy That Is
music Publishers, Book Binders, Bible Belters,
swimming Pools, Orgies And Lots Of Pretty Italian Chicks


charley Bought Some Popcorn
billy Bought A Car
someone Almost Bought The Farm
but They Didn't Go That Far
things Shut Down At Midnight
at Least Around Here They Do
cause We All Reside Down The Block Inside
at 23 Skidoo


wine Was Flowing So Were Beers
so Jesus Found His Missing Years
he Went To A Dance And Said This Don't Move Me
so He Hiked Up His Pants And He Went To A Movie
on His Thirteenth Birthday He Saw Rebel Without A Cause
he Went Straight On Home And Invented Santa Claus
who Gave Him A Gift
and He Responded In Kind
he Gave The Gift Of Love And Went Out Of His Mind


you See Him And The Wife Wasn't Getting Along
so He Took Out His Guitar And He Wrote A Song
called The Dove Of Love Fell Off The Perch
but He Couldn't Get Divorced In The Catholic Church
at Least Not Back Then Anyhow
jesus Was A Good Guy He Didn't Need This Shit
so He Took A Pill With A Coca-Cola And He Swallowed It
he Discovered The Beatles
he Recorded With The Stones
once He Even Opened Up A Three Way Package
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