Lyrics:

I Could Be As Happy As A Sardine
in A Can
long As I Got
my Woman
i Could Run Stark Naked
and Live In And Old Oak Tree
just As Long
as She's With Me
my Woman.

the Cannibals Can Catch Me
and Fry Me In A Pan
long As I Got
my Woman
i Could Get The Electric Chair
for A Phony Rap
long As She's
sittin' In My Lap
my Woman.


i'd Run A Mile
just To See Her Smile
and Put Her Lovin Arms
around My Neck
aw Heck
my Spine Starts A Tingling
and Bells Start A Ringling
when She's With Me
can't You See.


they Could Torture Me And Stretch Me
like A Rubber Band
long As I Got
my Woman
i Could Jump Off A Cliff
and Never Have No Fear
just As Long
as She Is Near
my Woman.