Lyrics:

I Took Two Weeks Vacation For The Honeymoon
a Couple Tickets All Inclusive Down In Cancun
i Couldn't Get My Money Back So I'm In Seat 7a
i'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

i Bet The Fella On The Aisle Thought I Was Crazy
'cause I Taped Your Picture To The Seatback Right Beside Me
now I've Got Empty Mini Bottles Fillin' Both Our Trays
i'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

buyin' Drinks For Everybody
but The Pilot, It's A Party
got This 737 Rocking Like A G6
stewardess Is Somethin' Sexy
leanin' Pourin' Coke And Whiskey
told Her About My Condition
got A Little Mile-High Flight Attention
it's Mardi Gras Up In The Clouds
i'm Up So High, I May Never Come Down
i'll Try Anything To Drown Out The Pain
they All Know Why I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

we Had This Date Marked On The Calendar Forever
we'd Take That New Wed Limo Airport Ride Together
i Feel Like A Plastic Groom Alone There At The Top Of The Cake
so Hey, I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

buyin' Drinks For Everybody
but The Pilot, It's A Party
got This 737 Rocking Like A G6
stewardess Is Somethin' Sexy
leanin' Pourin' Coke And Whiskey
told Her About My Condition
got A Little Mile-High Flight Attention
it's Mardi Gras Up In The Clouds
i'm Up So High, I May Never Come Down
i'll Try Anything To Drown Out The Pain
they All Know Why I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

on My Way Home I'll Bump This Seat Right Up To First Class
so I Can Drink That Cheap Champagne Out Of A Real Glass
and When We Land I'll Call Her Up And Tell Her Kiss My Ass
'cause Hey, I'm Drunk On A Plane

buyin' Drinks For Everybody
but The Pilot, It's A Party
got This 737 Rocking Like A G6
stewardess Is Somethin' Sexy
leanin' Pourin' Coke And Whiskey
told Her About My Condition
got A Little Mile-High Flight Attention
it's Mardi Gras Up In The Clouds
i'm Up So High, I May Never Come Down
i'll Try Anything To Drown Out The Pain
they All Know Why I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

i'm Getting Drunk On A Plane
i Might Be Passed Out
in The Baggage Claim
but Right Now
i'm Drunk On A Plane