Lyrics:

Here boy!

Doggie...
He's a legend on the internet
Doggie...
He's a canine porn star
Doggie...
This little pup will go far
Doggie...

They're shootin' video again
It's destined for Japan

Hey buddy, why don't you lean down
And give that little dog a hand...

Doggie...
He's always makin' poppa proud
Doggie...
He likes 'em with 8 tits
Doggie...
He takes man-sized shits
Doggie...

Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Doggie...
Lookin' out for pure-bred sluts
Doggie...
He's hangin' out with seymour butts
Doggie...
He's all done with common mutts
Doggie...

Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch