Lyrics:

I Snore In My Sleep, I'm Always Late For Dinner,
and My Table Cloth Doodling Is Notorious,
ah But Lovely One, Keep This Matter Glorious
and Love Me As I Am.
i Dream While I Drive, I Linger In The Shower,
and There Isn't Much Rhythm In That Waltz Of Mine
ah But Lovely One, Skip Those Little Faults Of Mine,
and Love Me As I Am.
and Don't Try To Make Any Changes, It Wouldn't Be Worth Your Tears,
don't Try To Make Any Changes, Ss My Mother's Been Trying For Years.
i Sing When I Drink, I Never Cap The Toothpaste,
and My Company Manners Are Deplorable, Ah But Lovely One, Tell Me I'm Adorable
and Love Me As I Am.