Lyrics:

Hamster #1 Did You Hear That

hamster #2 Hey Everybody, Santa's Here!

hamster #3 Aw, There Ain't No Santa Claus.

hamster #2 There Is, Too!

hamsters He's Here!!!

red Ho, Ho, Ho...merry Christmas!

hamster #1 Aw Shit, It's Red Peters!

red C'mon, You Swinging Hamsters, Get Over Here. We're Gonna Sing Us A Happy Christmas Song.

hamster #3 Oh No, Not Another Corny Stupid Song!

hamster #2 Yeah No Way.

red Get Over Here And Sing Or I'll Wring Your Little Necks.

hamsters Okay, Okay

red
grab Your Nuts Hamsters, Gather Round With Me.
forget About All That Teasin'.
we're Breaking Out The Holly And Aluminum Tree
cause It's That Jolly Season.
i Know You've Been Naughty, But Have You Been Nice
that's Only Santa's Business
he's Making His List And He's Checking It Twice.
all Holy Shit, It's Christmas!

hamsters
santa Comes Just Once A Year
just Like You, Red. That's What We Hear.
he's Got A Soft Spot For Reindeer.
especially Rudolph's Derierre.

red
hey, Knock It Off Fellas. It's A Holiday.
go On, Give Santa A Big Kiss.
you Can Play 'hide The Hamster' On The One-Horse Sleigh.
all Holy Shit, It's Christmas!

red Hey What Happened To My Lyric Sheet Anyone Seen My Lyric Sheet

hamster #1 Heck, We Don't Need No Lyric Sheets, Red. We Know Our Parts By Heart. Right, Fellas

hamster #3 Yeah Sure, I Know My Part

hamster #2 Yeah Me Too

red Well That's Great, Guys. I Love Christmas Songs.

godfried Santa Tried Reaching Up The Neighbor's Blouse
after Drinking All The Egg Nog
bruce Camped Out In The Bathroom For An Hour Or Two
squashing Off A Yule Log
raleigh He Wandered In His Undies All Over The House
but We Minded Our Own Business
hamsters Til We Caught Him Stuffing Hamsters Up A Gift Wrap Tube.
all Holy Shit, It's Christmas

red
santa Comes Just Once A Year.
up The Chimney He'll Disappear.

hamsters
keep On The Lookout For Mr. Gear
hamster Deliveries In The Rear

red
gimme Those Lyrics
roastnuts Chestin' On An Open Fire
santa's Tongue Stuck To The Doorknob
his Balls Got Fondled By A Caroling Choir
while The Parson Gave Him A Hand...what
the Sleigh Came Down And Took Him Away.
the Whole Damn Crowd Was Dismissed.

all
it Was A Time To Be Jolly And A Time To Be Gay.
holy Shit, It's Christmas.
holy Shit, It's Christmas.
holy Shit! It's Christmas!