Lyrics:

One step, two steps,
Counting tiles on the floor.
Three steps, four steps,
Guess this means that I'm a whore.

Uh-oh, hell no,
How long till I reach the door?
Fuck me, my feet are sore.

I'm wearing last night's dress,
But I look like a hot Ass mess.
Although my hair looks good,
'Cause I haven't slept yet.

Make the elevator,
Come a little faster,
I'm pushing all the buttons,
But nothing's happening.

Please, God, don't let,
Anybody see me,
Please, God, I'll do,
Anything you ask of me.
I promise no more,
Walks of shame.

So walk this way,
(We're walking, we're walking).
Walk this way,
(We're walking, we're walking).

Last night's bubblegum,
No more bubbles, no more yum.
Where'd I get the wristband?
Tell me there's no trampstamp.

One, two, three, shoot,
No one knows the shitty queue,
But damnit man, this show is fun,
Party till the sun wakes up.

Okay, now raise your hand,
If you've ever been guilty,
And clap, clap, clap, clap it out,
If you'll walk with me.

Make the elevator,
Come a little faster,
I'm pushing all the buttons,
But nothing's happening.

Please, God, don't let,
Anybody see me,
Please, God, I'll do,
Anything you ask of me.
I promise no more,
Walks of shame.

So walk this way,
(We're walking, we're walking).
Walk this way,
(We're walking, we're walking).

I shouldn't have let,
You take my keys, take my keys,
And left me here, too much beer.
My friends, they hung me out to dry,
It's not my fault and that's why,
I'm doin' the walk of shame.

Make the elevator,
Come a little faster,
I'm pushing all the buttons,
But nothing's happening.

Please, God, don't let,
Anybody see me,
Please, God, I'll do,
Anything you ask of me.
I promise no more,
Walks of shame.

So walk this way,
(We're walking, we're walking).
Walk this way,
(We're walking, we're walking).

So walk this way,
(We're walking, we're walking).
Walk this way,
(We're walking, we're walking).