Lyrics:

Spoken by Pickles:
What's up it's Pickles, leave a message.
Spoken by Ms. Matronic:
Hey, I'm calling you back
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cab, nowhere
So I had to put on the wigs, and the heels,
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club

And you know the MTA should stand for 'motherfuckers touching my ass'
So then I get to the club
looking like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5-0
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!

So no fee for me
I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you're up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!

Sung:
Lets have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Lets have a kiki
Motherfucker
Im gonna let you have it
Lets have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Lets have a kiki
Were gonna serve and work and turn honey

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
Were spilling tea and dishing just desserts
one may deserve
And though the sun is rising few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and well all bid adieu to
your ennui
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Lets have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Lets have a kiki
Motherfucker
Im gonna let you have it
Lets have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Lets have a kiki
Were gonna serve and work and turn honey

Oh what a wonderful Kiki
This kiki is marvellous

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Lets have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Lets have a kiki
Motherfucker
Im gonna let you have it
Lets have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Lets have a kiki
Were gonna serve and work and turn honey

Lets have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Lets have a kiki
Hunty dropper
Im gonna let you have it
Lets have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Boots Ten Queen
Lets have a kiki
Were gonna serve and work and turn honey