Lyrics:

I was having a good sleep

in my car

In the, parking lot of the

Showboat Casino hotel



I say, "I remember you

you drive like a PTA mother"

You brought me draft beer

in a plastic cup



I'm feeling thankful

for the small things, today

I'm feeling thankful

for the small things, today



Happy, Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

and to you



Happy, Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

and to you-ah



I'm feeling thankful

for the small things, today

I'm feeling thankful

for the small things, today



I remember you

I crashed your wedding

With some, orange crepe paper

and some Halloween candy



A sometimes

I wish I were Catholic

I don't know why

I guess I'm happy to see your face

at a time like this



Happy, Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

and to you-ah



Happy, Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

and to you-ah



Happy Birthday baby, to me

Happy Birthday, to me

Happy Birthday, to me

Happy Birthday, to me