Lyrics:

Well, He Out Grew His Sequin Suit
sold His Trailways Bus
let His Hair Get A Little Too Long
duck Tails Bit The Dust
his Custom Made, Pearl Inlaid Guitar
slipped From His Hands
and In It's Place A New Electrical One
he Had Flown In From Japan

[chorus]
'cause He's A Cheeseburger Eatin'
abandoned Sunday Meetin'
brand New Country Star
he Rides Around In A Lincoln Continental
no Steer Horns On His Car
oh The Record Man Say He's The Livin' End
they're Gonna Spin Him Right To The Top
yea, He's A Hot Roman Candle From The Texas Panhandle

he Can Either Go Country Or Pop
got A Good Ole' Friend Name Of Texas Ben
tells Him All The Spots To Play
and A Sweet Little Lady, He Calls Her Sexy Sadie
she's With The Boy Night And Day
they're Gonna Open Up A Chain Of Fancy Bowling Lanes
the First One In His Old Home Town
and On Ribbon Cutting Day They'll Come From Miles Away
the Folks Will All Gather Round

[chorus]