Lyrics:

If I Was Staggerwing Plane
a Staggerwingpainted Red
i'd Fly Over To Your House, Baby
buzz You In Your Bed
if I Was A Taperwing
a Taperwing Painted Blue
i'd Be Barrell-Rolling Over You
you're Gonna Need A Rider Anyhow
let Me Be Your Rider Now

if I Was A Maserati
a Red 300s
i'd Ride Around To Your House, Baby
give You A Driving Test
if I Was A Mustang Racer
white With A Stripe Of Blue
you Could Ride Me,baby
whenever You Wanted To
you're Gonna Need A Rider Anyhow
let Me Be Your Rider Now

if I Was A Fender Guitar
a Fender Painted Red
you Could Play Me, Darlin'
until Your Fingers Bled
if I Was One Of Them Gibsons
like A '58 Or '9
you Could Plug Me In
and Play Me Anytime
you're Gonna Need A Rider Anyhow
let Me Be Your Rider Now

if I Was A Motorcycle
a Vincent Red Rapide
i'd Ride Around To Your House, Baby
get You Up To Speed
if I Was Short Track Racer
i'd Be An Indian
you Could Ride Me Around
and Ride Me Round Again
you're Gonna Need A Rider Anyhow
let Me Be Your Rider Now
you're Gonna Need A Rider Anyhow
let Me Be Your Rider Now