Lyrics:

Because I'm Blonde I Don't Have To Think
i Talk Like A Baby And I Never Pay For Drinks
don't Have To Worry About Getting A Man
if I Keep This Blonde, And I Keep These Tan

'cause I'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah
'cause I'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah

i See People Working
it Just Makes Me Giggle
'cause I Don't Have To Work
i Just Have To Jiggle

'cause I'm Blonde
b-L-O-N-D
'cause I'm A Blonde
don't You Wish You Were Me

i Never Learned To Read And I Never Learned To Cook
why Should I Bother When I Look Like I Look
i Know Lots Of People Are Smarter Than Me
but I Have This Philosophy
so What

'cause I'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah

i See Girls Without Dates
and I Feel So Sorry For 'em
'cause Whenever I'm Around
all The Men Ignore 'em

'cause I'm Blonde
nyah, Nyah, Nyah
'cause I'm A Blonde
nyah, Nyah, Nyah

they Say To Make It You Need Talent And Ambition
well, I Got A Tv Show, And This Was My Audition
um, Okay, What Was It
okay, Um, Don't Tell Me
oh Yeah, Okay
duck, Magnum, Duck

'cause I'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah
'cause I'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah

i Took An Iq Test
and I Flunked It, Of Course
i Can't Spell Vw
but I Got A Porsche

'cause I'm A Blonde
b-L-I-N-D
'cause I'm A Blonde
don't You Wish You Were Me

i Just Want To Say
that Being Chosen As This Month's Miss August
is, Like, A Compliment I'll Remember
for As Long As I Can
right Now I'm A Freshman
in My Fourth Year At Ucla
but My Goal Is To Become A Veterinarian
'cause I Love Children

'cause I'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah
'cause We're A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah

girls Think I'm Snotty
and Maybe It's True
with My Hair And Body
you Would Be Too

'cause I'm A Blonde
b-L... I Don't Know
i'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah
yes, I'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah
'cause I'm A Blonde
yeah, Yeah, Yeah