Lyrics:

A Wave For The Cameras
all Fur Coat And No Knickers
jayne Mansfield She Came Down
to Cheer Up The Town
lord Bono And His Pals
they Were A Bit Too Busy Saving The World
well You Have To Take Your Hat Off To The Edge

those Were The Days My Friend
we Took The Stretford End
now It's A Theatre Of Dreams'
it's All Smiles And Handshakes
there's Not A Function I Can't Make
if The Photo Opportunity Knocks
so Long You Suckers
all Fur Coat And No Knickers
cos I Just Sold My Funeral
to Helloh Oh Oh
those Were The Days My Friend

we Took The Stretford End
now It's A Theatre Of Dreams'.