Lyrics:

I wake up, turn on my TV
Never thought my shampoo could kill me
I walk outside, look up to the sky
So many chem-trails are passing by

[Chorus]
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Government mind control, MK Ultra
Blah blah blah blah Miley Cyrus

Friday cruisin' on the freeway
Glen Beck says Jesus can save me
(Well, shit, that'd be pretty nice cause this feels like hell
Hey, Matt... I hear Guantánamo has pretty comfy cells)
I wish I could get taken by an alien race
But I don't think that I could get through TSA
I just wanna watch porno without the NSA flagging me

I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Fluoride water, foreign drone strikes
Blah blah blah blah fuck Monsanto
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Blah blah blah blah Miley Cyrus

I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Mainstream media praise and worship
Blah blah blah blah Fox News channel

[Chorus]

I don't wanna live in the real world