Lyrics:

What is a Juggalo? Let me think for second,
Well, oh. He gets butt naked,
And then he walks through the streets winking at freaks,
With a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks!
What is a Juggalo? He just don't care,
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He'd tell her that her butt stinks, and all that!
What is a Juggalo? He drinks like a fish,
Then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the huggin again, fuck!
What is a Juggalo? A fuckin' lunatic, somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten story window... oh!
What is a Juggalo? A juggalo, that's what it is well fucked if I know
What is a Juggalo? I don't know,
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo.
What is a Juggalo? A juggalo,
That's what it is well fucked if I know
What is a Juggalo? I don't know,
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo.

I'm a Jugalugalugalo!
Get the fuck up, get the fuck outta here!

What is a Juggalo? A dead body, well he ain't really dead
But he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before,
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
What is a Jug... what the fuck? Conne... man that shit is wack...
Don't worry 'bout my shit just rap motherfucker!
What is a Juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy,
He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy
Walks right in ya house while ya having supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soup, bloop!
What is a Juggalo? Well he ain't a phoney,
He'll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaronis,
And watch you sit there and finish off the last bit,
'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb fuckin' idiot!
What is a Juggalo? He's a graduate, he graduated from... well,
At least he got a job, he's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha.
What is a Juggalo? A Hulk-o-maniac,
He power-bombs motherfuckers into thumb-tacks
People like him till they find out he's unstable.
He Sabued your ma through a coffee table!

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