Lyrics:

I Fucked 17 Girls In A Row Last Night And 10 Of Them Gave Me Head
i Had To Tip The Maid A Hundred Dollar Bill To Clean The Wet Spot Off The Bed, Yes I Did
the Very Next Day I Told The Guys, They Flipped Me Off And Said That's All Lies
got To Admit I Was A Little Peaved, Stix And Lexxi Wouldn't Believe

i Fucked Seventeen
seventeen Girls In A Row
what A Dirty Hoe

i Banged 17 Girls In The Grocery Store And Never Lost My Erection, No
they Had To Mop All Sperm In Aisle 3 And Some Poop In The Produce Sex-Sex-Sex-Tion, Stinky
when I Told The Boys In The Band They Said Motherfucker, You're Out Of Your Fucking Head
i Don't Lie About The Girls I Screw, They're All So Jealous 'cause They Know It's True

i Fucked Seventeen
seventeen Girls In A Row, Yes I, Yes I Did

seventeen Girls In A Row
seventeen Girls, I Shoot My Blanks In Every Hole
seventeen Girls In A Row
when I Was Done, They Were Begging For More

i Fucked 17 Girls At The Trailer Park Down In Memphis, Tennessee
i Whipped Out My Dick And They Got On Their Knees, Like They Were All Getting Ready To Pray
wham To The Bam To The Thank You Ma'am, Then I Praised The Lord Like Billy Graham
hell, Maybe Where I'm Gonna Go, But When We Get There I'm Pretty Sure The Devil Will Know

i Fucked Seventeen
seventeen Girls In A Row

sweet, Young, Juicy Pussy
i Fucked Seventeen Girls In A Row

hop On That Cameltoe
i Fucked Seventeen Girls In A Row