Lyrics:

Now gimmie
Pick it up

When cowboys file for divorce
You can't keep them on the horse
You can't keep them from the whores

When good old boys play their rock and roll
The guns and whiskey take control
You feel that devil in your soul
And do the do-si-do

When cowboys file for divorce
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?
When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the house?
Who gets the hogs?

When cowboys pistol-whip the whores
They build the case for more divorce
They set the stage for marital wars

When Vladimir Putin stops commuting
He runs around the Kremlin shooting
Everything in sight

That weight on your shoulders
Was never yours to carry, no
It gets as big as a boulder
And you go and get married
To one of them dirty little things
Yeah

When cowboys file for divorce
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?
When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the bench?
Who gets the oil?

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the guns?
Who gets the soil?
When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the boat?
Who gets the house?

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the ranch?
Who gets the hat?
When cowboys file for divorce
I want it all
I take it all

When cowboys file for divorce
I gotta know
I do
When cowboys file for divorce...