Lyrics:

My uncle Sammy, he's meek and mild
He took a sausage from my child
When the child bent down to cry
Sammy kicked him in the eye
Sixteen troubles and on my own
It really starts when I take him home

No meat
No man
No meat
No man

No man's got a heavenly treat
Like the smooth hot meaning of a piece of meat

No meat
No man
No meat
No man

Sixteen rabbits on my neck
Uncle Sammy, you can bet

No meat
No man
No meat
No man

Now you slip and slide
Watch my perfect stride

Sex of the best
A seven ton truck
I'm eight miles high
A ticket to ride

No meat
No meat
No man
No man
No meat
No meat
No man
No man

I took my girlfriend out tonight
But we got drunk and had a fight

No meat
No man
No meat
No man

I got sixteen rabbits for president
I bet my geld on their success, but they ain't rent

No meat
No man
No meat
No man

A new political strategy
Oh, that's nice, confusions rise

No meat
No man
No meat
No man

And that's all