Lyrics:

I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I?I-I?I I-I I?I I-I I I-I I I'm?not gay
I'm not gay

It's hard to be a guy like me
Queer in Dallas, closet-free
So I moved to Austin just to see
Dressed in drag, my ass got beat
I'm a homo like a refugee
Looking for that homo spree
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay

It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay

San Anton became my home
But I felt just like a Greek in Rome
So I moved to Houston for some tail
But got beat up and thrown in jail
I'm a homo like a refugee
Looking for that homo spree

It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA

Dancing till the rising sun
Naked in the retrograde
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay

The queerest city in the Lone Star State
Is Lubbock, where I found my playmate
One thing that I must proclaim
'I'm not gay'
'I just pretend I am when I'm drunk'
'I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay'
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I I-I I I-I I I I-I I I-I I I'm not gay
I'm not gay