Lyrics:

Ooh Yeah

i'm Your Shelter From The Storm
you Know I'll Always Have Your Back
i'll Even Let You Warm
your Freezin' Hands Inside My Butt Crack
i Never Get Out My Leaf Blower When Oprah Is On
and When You're Tellin' Me About Your Feelings
i Try Not To Yawn
and When We're At Parties
i Don't Talk About Your Spastic Bladder
when You're Cleaning The Gutters On The Roof
i'll Hold The Ladder

and If That Isn't Love
if That Isn't Love
if That Isn't Love, I Don't Know What Love Is
na Na Na Na No, I Guess I Don't Know
ah, Listen Now...

there's A Microscopic Bit Of Milk Left
in The Refrigerator
i Could've Finished It Off, But I Quit
in Case You Want A Tiny Little Sip Later
and If You Cut The Cheese Then Maybe
i'll Wink And Say The Dog's To Blame
and I'll Make Sure To Call You 'baby'
every Time I Forget Your Name
i'll Even Tell You, Girl, When You Start Lookin' Fat
'cause All Your So-Called Friends
would Probably Neglect To Mention That

and If That Isn't Love
if That Isn't Love
if That Isn't Love, I Don't Know What Love Is
na Na Na Na, Well Then, I Don't Know
oh No

even Though You Made Me Sit Through Mamma Mia!
well, I Still Adore You
i'll Kiss You Even If You've Had Omelettes For Breakfast
and I Can't Stand Omelettes
after I Take A Bath, If It's Still Warm
i'll Leave The Water In There For You
i Give You My Word
you're So Beautiful You Make A Glorious Sunset
look Like A Big Fat Turd, Yeah

every Time I See You
tryin' To Lift Some Really Heavy Thing
you Can Always Count On Me To Help
by Sayin' Something Encouraging
if You Get Drunk And Pass Out
i Never Sharpie Up Your Face
and I Don't Wipe My Nose On Your Couch
even Though That's A Super-Convenient Place
i Totally Support Every Idiotic Thing You Do
and I Almost Never Pretend You're Someone Else
when I'm Makin' Out With You

and If That Isn't Love
if That Isn't Love
if That Isn't Love, I Don't Know What Love Is
no, I Don't Know What Love Is
well, I Don't Know What Love Is
i Don't Know What Love Is