Lyrics:

I've Wined And Dined On Mulligan Stew And Never Wished For Turkey
as I Hitched And Hiked And Grifted Too, From Maine To Albuquerque
alas I Missed The Beaux Arts Ball And What Is Twice As Sad
i Was Never At A Party Where They Honored Noel Ca-Ad
but Social Circles Spin Too Fast For Me
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