Lyrics:

Someone call a paramedic
I can't speak, it's all phonetic
Made me forget
Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

911, hello? It's me, Sophia
Yes, this is an emergency
Yes, the way they put it down on me
Got the whole room tipsy
Hyperventilating when
We be procreating
Where'd you learn to do that thing?
How you hold the bat when you swing

I don't think I can breathe
I don't think I can read
I don't think I can think
I don't think I can see
Fuck

Someone call a paramedic
I can't speak, it's all phonetic
Made me forget
Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Cut your pic out and put it in my locket (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
So I could kiss you whenever I wanted (Mmm, ah)
Hyperventilating when (Oh-eh)
We be procreating
Where'd you learn to do that thing? (Ooh-whoa)
How you hold the bat when you swing, yeah, yeah

I don't think I can breathe
I don't think I can read
I don't think I can think
I don't think I can see
Haha, shit

Someone call a paramedic
I can't speak, it's all phonetic
Made me forget (Yeah)
Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa-oh
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hahaha
Someone call a parame-me-me—
(Come on!)
(Ooh!)
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

????? (Oh yeah)
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(You got me, you got me forgetting all of my words)
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????? (Yah!)
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????? (Ah!)