Lyrics:

I Almost Got Drunk At School At 14
where I Almost Made Out With The Homecoming Queen
who Almost Went On To Be Miss Texas
but Lost To A Slut With Much Bigger Breastes
i Almost Dropped Out To Move To La
where I Was Almost Famous For Almost A Day

and I Almost Had You
but I Guess That Doesn't Cut It
almost Loved You
i Almost Wished U Would've Loved Me Too

i Almost Held Up A Grocery Store
where I Almost Did 5 Years And Then 7 More
cuz I Almost Got Popped For A Fight With A Thug
cuz He Almost Made Off With A Bunch Of The Drugs
that I Almost Got Hooked On Cuz You Ran Away
and I Wish I Woulda Had The Nerve To Ask You To Stay

and I Almost Had You
but I Guess That Doesn't Cut It
almost Had You
and I Didn't Even Know It

you Kept Me Guessing And Now I'm Destined
to Spend My Time Missing You
i Almost Wish You Would've Loved Me Too

here I Go Thinking About All The Things I Could've Done
i'm Gonna Need A Forklift Cuz All The Baggage Weighs A Ton
i Know We Had Our Problems I Can't Remember One

i Almost Forgot To Say Something Else
and If I Cant Fit It In I'll Keep It All To Myself
i Almost Wrote A Song About You Today
but I Tore It All Up And Then I Threw It Away

and I Almost Had You
but I Guess That Doesn't Cut It
almost Had You
and I Didn't Even Know It

you Kept Me Guessing And Now I'm Destined
to Spend My Time Missing You
and I Almost Had You [x3]

i Almost Wish You Would've Loved Me Too