Lyrics:

My girlfriend is a lesbian
Not even bi-sexual
Am I just a thespian
Acting out Romeo?
We cruise chicks together
We dress in real fake leather
But sometimes the weather,
It gets to hot. . .
We can kiss like mothers
We can sleep like brothers
We can walk like lovers,
But thats as far as it goes
And so I do not hesitate
To hope one day that she turns straight
And if that day never comes,
Then make me a lesbian