Lyrics:

I know it's time to start our unemployment
Let's do a rhyme, and make it our funemployment

You could start with a water-balloon fight between the kids and you
Or a record label whatever fits you
Start a band and sing

Or you could apply at Burger King

You can choose between basking in the glow from the screen TV
Or sign up for blogging about birds and trees
Start a charity

Or you could apply at Burger King

If the dirt on your notepad doesn't end up in the stores by spring
Write the words down in a song about sex and sing
Start a family

Or you could apply at Burger King