Lyrics:

Yeah!

and If Your Heart Stops Beating
i'll Be Here Wondering
did You Get What You Deserve
the Ending Of Your Life
and If You Get To Heaven
i'll Be Here Waiting, Babe
did You Get What You Deserve
the End, And If Your Life Won't Wait
then Your Heart Can't Take This

have You Heard The News That You're Dead
no One Ever Had Much Nice To Say
i Think They Never Liked You Anyway
oh Take Me From The Hospital Bed
wouldn't It Be Grand It Ain't Exactly What You Planned.
and Wouldn't It Be Great If We Were Dead.
ohh Dead.

tongue-Tied And Oh So Squeamish
you Never Fell In Love
did You Get What You Deserve
the Ending Of Your Life
and If You Get To Heaven
i'll Be Here Waiting, Babe
did You Get What You Deserve
the End, And If Your Life Won't Wait
then Your Heart Can't Take This

have You Heard The News That You're Dead
no One Ever Had Much Nice To Say
i Think They Never Liked You Anyway
oh Take Me From The Hospital Bed
wouldn't It Be Grand To Take A Pistol By The Hand
and Wouldn't It Be Great If We Were Dead.

and In My Honest Observation
during This Operation
found A Complication In Your Heart
so Long, 'cause Now You've Got
maybe Just Two Weeks To Live
is That The Most The Both Of You Can Give

one, Two, One Two Three Four!

la La La La La!
la La La La La La!
la La La La La La La!
well Come On,
la La La La La!
la La La La La La!
la La La La La La La!
oh Motherfucker,

if Life Ain't Just A Joke (La La La La La!)
then Why Are We Laughing (La La La La La La!)
if Life Ain't Just A Joke (La La La La La La La!)
then Why Are We Laughing
if Life Ain't Just A Joke (La La La La La!)
then Why Are We Laughing (La La La La La La!)
if Like Ain't Just A Joke (La La La La La La La!)
then Why Am I Dead
dead!