Lyrics:

Me and my brother, Jim, went into a restaurant one night
Through some other parties we got into a fight

Shot all the way through me, they killed my brother Jim
Shot all the way through me, they killed my brother Jim

Hard luck, hard luck, placed me on the spot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot

Well, my wife, she had a mouth big enough for both
She got frightened in her sleep one night and a mouse ran down her throat

Hard luck, hard luck, placed me on the spot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot

Got me a cat and a piece of cheese, I placed it on her chin
My wife got frightened in her sleep one night; she took rat, cat, and cheese all in

Hard luck, hard luck, placed me on the spot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot