Lyrics:

Things have gone wrong
With my love song
I'm not serenading tonight
In my place there's somebody new
Doin' the things that I oughta do!

I wonder who's under her balcony now
Who's kissing my girl?
Will he kiss her under the nose
Or underneath the archway where the Sweet William grows?
If he's French and gets too free
I hope a bulldog bites him in the place it bit me!
I wonder who's under her balcony now
Who's kissin' my girl?

I wonder who's under her balcony now
Who's kissing my girl?
Will he kiss her under the nose
Or underneath the archway where the Sweet William grows?
I will bet ten to one
There's not a thing that he can do that I haven't done!
I wonder who's under her balcony now
Who's kissin' my girl?

I wonder who's under her balcony now
Who's kissin' my girl?
Will he kiss her under the nose
Or underneath the porchway where the Sweet William grows
May he fall, feel a wreck
And stagger home with half the trellis work round his neck!
I wonder who's under her balcony now
Who's kissin' my girl?

I wonder who's under her balcony now
Who's kissing my girl?
Will he kiss her under the nose
Or underneath the archway where the Sweet William grows?
I hope he catches the lot
When she empties out her old geranium pot!
I wonder who's under her balcony now
Who's kissin' my girl?