Lyrics:

Somebody called me on the phone
Say, "Hey, hey, is Arty home?
You wanna take a walk?
You wanna go cop?
You wanna go get some Chinese rock?"

I'm living on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop

The plaster's falling off the wall
My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall
It's hot as a bitch
I should've been rich
But I'm just digging a Chinese ditch

I'm living on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop

Ooh, ah
Ooh, ah

The plaster's falling off the wall
My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall
It's hot as a bitch
I should've been rich
But I'm just digging a Chinese ditch

I'm living on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop

I'm living on a Chinese rock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
I'm living on a Chinese rock