Lyrics:

R I Have Heard Among This Clan
you Are Called The Forgotten Man
j Is That What They're Saying
well Did You Evah!
what A Swell Party This Is
r And Have You Heard The Story Of A Boy, A Girl,
unrequited Love
j Sounds Like Your Soap Opera
r I May Cry
j Tune In Tomorrow
what A Swell Party This Is

j What Frails
what Frocks
r What Broads
j What Pearls
what Rocks
r They're Bootiful
j I've Never Seen Such Gaiety
r Neither Have I
j It's All Just Too, Too Risqué Really

r This French Champagne
j Domestic
r + J So Good For The Brain
r That's What I Was Gonna Say
j You Know You're A Brilliant Fellow
r Why Thank You
j Pick It Up, Jack
oh Please Don't Eat That Glass, My Friend

have You Heard About Dear Blanche
got Run Down By An Avalanche
r No!
j Oh, Don't Worry, She's A Game Girl You Know
got Up And Finished 4th
r The Kid's Got Guts
j Havin' A Nice Time
grab A Line

r Have You Heard That Mimsy Star
j Oh, What Now
r She Got Pinched In The Astor Bar
j Slushed Again, Ey
r She Was Stoned
j Well Did You Evah
r Nevah
r + J What A Swell Party This Is

j Hey Check Out That Ass!
r Aah, That's A Lovely Dress,
do You Think I Could Talk Her Out Of It

it's Great
j Ah, It's Great
r So Grand
j So Grand
r + J This Wo-O-Nderland
r La La
j Ladada
we Sing
r Oh We Sing
j So Rare
r So Rare
j Like Old Camembert
r Old Camembert
r + J Like Ba, Ba Rum
j Ba Ba Ba Bum
r Don't Dig That Kind Of Crooning, Chum

r + J Have You Heard, It's In The Stars
next July We Collide With Mars
well Did You Evah
what A Swell Party
a Swell Party
a Swellegant, Elegant Party This Is

j I Drink To Your Health
r Naah, Let's Drink To Your Wealth
j You're My Bon Ami
r Hey, That's French
j Liberty
r + J Fraternity

r + J Have You Heard, It's In The Stars
next July We Collide With Mars
well Did You Evah
what A Swell Party
a Swell Party
a Swellegant, Elegant Party This Is