Lyrics:

When I Woke Up This Morning I Was Feelin' Fine
but This Cat Starts Banging Man What A Swine.
so I Called Reception But To No Avail
that's Why I'm Telling You This Sorry Tale.
it Went Bang - I Said Shut Up

it Went Bang - I Said Rap Up.
well I'm Aware That The Guy Must Do His Work
but The Piledriver Man Drove Me Berserk.
he Said Captain
i Said Wot

he Said Captain
i Said Wot

he Said Captain
i Said Wot

he Said Captain
i Said Wot D'ya Want

once A Lifetime
twice A Day
if You Don't Work You Get No Pay.

i Been To The East
i Been To The West


but The Girls I Like Best Are The Ones Undressed.

well
hello Adam
where You Been
i Said A'stand Aside 'cause I'm Feelin' Mean


i've Had A Gutful Of You And I'm Feelin' Bad
'cause You're An Ugly Old Pirate And Ain't I Glad.
he Said Captain
i Said Wot
. . .
he Said Captain
i Said Wot
. . .