Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Just when sin was quite the thing
There's one who holds quite tight to what had worked before
What's his outlet, what's his secret
Is it something one can buy at some drugstore?
Could the gospel be his girl?
Does he exercise by breaking 2 by 4's?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Just what is his game?
Could he be enticed?
No one's quite that lame
No one's quite that nice
That nice
That nice

[Chorus 1]
No more Mr. Nice Guys
Few are left but him
No more Mr. Nice Guys
The Nice Guys cannot
And the Nice Guys shall not
The Nice Guys will not win

[Verse 2]
She expressed a strong desire in relieving him of his anxiety
She succeeded very well, for now she's mother to a nice family
If you had to call a winner, you would call it her
Though she might disagree

[Pre-Chorus 2]
He could be enticed
His game had to end
But he's still quite nice
She sees other men than him

[Chorus 2]
No more Mr. Nice Guys
Nice guys won't suffice
No more Mr. Nice Guys
The Nice Guys cannot
And the Nice Guys shall not
The Nice Guys won't suffice

[Instrumental Break]

[Pre-Chorus 2]
He could be enticed
His game had to end
But he's still quite nice
She sees other men than him

[Chorus 2]
No more Mr. Nice Guys
Nice guys won't suffice
No more Mr. Nice Guys
The Nice Guys cannot
And the Nice Guys shall not
The Nice Guys will not win

[Chorus 1]
No more Mr. Nice Guys
Few are left but him
No more Mr. Nice Guys
The Nice Guys cannot
And the Nice Guys shall not
The Nice Guys won't suffice

No more Mr. Nice Guys
Few are left but him
No more Mr. Nice Guys
The Nice Guys cannot
And the Nice Guys shall not
The Nice Guys will not win

No more Mr. Nice Guys
Few are left but him
No more Mr. Nice Guys
The Nice Guys shall not
And the Nice Guys will not
The Nice Guys cannot win