Lyrics:

Lights, Models, Guest list, Just do your best, darling

Absolutely fabulous, We're absolutely fabulous

Darling (Mmm) You are a fabulous wonderful individual (Oh, thank you, darling)
And remember, I've known you longer than your daughter (Champer's alright for you, Pats)
Lovely, sweetie (Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things)
Oh, whatever, sweetie (Alright, we'll finish off the beluga)

Dull, soulless dance music (Big big big butt butt butt) Dull, soulless dance music
(Ride on time, ride on time) Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling

Absolutely fabulous (That's fabulous, darling)
Absolutely fabulous (That's fabulous, good)

Chanel, Dior, Lagerfield, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling, names, names, names
Harpers, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue,
Bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling
Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix, Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

Absolutely fabulous (Pump up the volume)
Absolutely fabulous (Just put the needle on the record)
Absolutely fabulous (Pump up the volume)
Absolutely fabulous (Y'all ready for this, sweetie)

Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling
Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling
Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Champer's alright for you, Pats?

Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the