Lyrics:

Brak:
One day I went to the store.
I went to the store one day.
Mom said 'Brak, go to the store!'
And I was on my way.

Brakettes:
On your way to the store,
What a good boy you are.

Brak:
Now, I'm walking down the street
When a voice says in my head:
'Hey, Brak, don't go to the store,
Go to the park instead.'

Braketts:
'To the park instead,'
Is what it said.
A voice in his head,
Like Drop Dead Fred,
Said 'Go to the park instead.
Go to the park instead!'

Brak:
So I say to the voice inside my head
'What's the deal with you?
Why do you want to get me in trouble?
Where's my other shoe?
Where's my other shoe?'

Brakettes:
Forget your other shoe!
You need to get to the store!

Brak:
So, off I go to the park
Where I'm chased by a gang of girls.
Just when I think I'm safe and sound,
I'm attacked by a pack of sqirrels!

Brakettes: Ah-ah! Unh!
Brak: Break it down!
Brakettes: Ah-ah, ow!
Brak: Help me up!
Brakettes: Aw!
Brak: Stupid squirrels!
Brakettes: Ah-ah, un-uh!
Brak: Get off me!
Brakettes: Oh!
Brak: Break it down!
Brakettes: Oh, unh!
Brak: Help me up!
Brakettes: Unh!
Brak: What time is it?
Brakettes: Ah!
Brak: Where am I?

Brakettes:
Ooh! Oh, ooh!

Brak:
Well, I finally got to the store,
But, of course, the store was closed.
When I got home, I got in trouble,
And that's the way it goes.

Brakettes:
That's the way it goes
When Brak goes to the store!

Brak:
That's it.